Albert the Dog's Helpful Hints n Lifestyle Observations...

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albert the dog, as seen by ernie the cat

Everyone knows how to do something. Whether it's thieving, playing two-handed pinochle, apiculture, turd burglary, eating a bug, translating sanskrit scrolls into modern mandarin, falling down the stairs...we've all acquired certain skills in our lives, and it's only right that we should want to share the results of our hobby and also share what we've learned about how to do it well.

on this site, I'm going to bark about my own skill or hobby, whatever those are. i'll give a bit of history on the subject itself, as well as some background on how i got involved in it, although of these things i know nothing. I might also include some instructions on how to perform my hobby, as well as any tips or tricks I've acquired through the years. and, of course, I'll include a picture of a duck, and other things of interest only to me.  or mebbe not.  arrf!

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ducks... ducks... mmm hmmn...

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ABOVE:  1970s pop icon Marty Allen, later cannonized by the catholic church and recently voted sports illustrated's swimsuit model of the century by the friars' club of milwaukee...

Please get in touch at albertthedog and let me know what you think of this site. Also feel free to contribute to this site with your own tips.

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